Angry Snow Birds

About 2 years ago, I moved to the snowbird capital of the world, YUMA. Every year between October and February, people over the age of 55 move to this area and take up the roads, parking spots at grocery stores and spots in the Walmart shopping line. They are ANNOYING! I could move, but that would take hubby getting a new job. So instead, I will do the following to cure my annoyance:
1. Go grocery shopping at 8:00 pm at night since they are all sleeping at that time
2. Drive really really fast past or around them
3. Cut in line at Walmart while they are ohhing and ahhing over my baby.

I can't wait until February!!!!